Doctor: Maybe you shouldn't have eaten so many tacos on Tuesday
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I live next to an old man who clearly has advanced dementia. Every morning when I leave for work he asks me if I've seen his wife, and I have to tell him she died ten years ago. My girlfriend says why don't you just move away so you don't have to go through this every morning? I tell her I would miss the smile he gives me every morning when he hears it.
So i took her out for dinner and a movie, then dropped her off at her parents' house.
"Cancun. But I'm a little worried." "How come?" "Well, the last two vacations, my wife has ended up pregnant. Last year it was Las Vegas, and she got pregnant. The year before that it was Miami, and sure enough, she got pregnant." "Wow! You'd better take precautions this time!" "I'm planning on it. For starters, I'm taking her with me this year."
An epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.
But seemingly the architect cut a few corners.
Because he stayed up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A JIZZillion!
He was always Eve’s dropping.
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Did you know 'emas eht yltcaxe' is exactly the same backwards?
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